The Nordic Trouser Press in the lavatory is unfunctionable........?

Alexander said it would be dangerous to try and fix it myself, and suggested i take it to Argos or a similar retail outlet, like WH Smith. The guy upstairs has warned me not to go near it, for fear his parrot takes another funny turn after what happened last time. I waited and waited for it to stop flapping, but the damn thing was so upset and just kept squawking and lashing out. Manny Calavera couldn't find Glottis to ask him for advice. Anyway, is this appliance repairable or do i just sling it out the window (bearing in mind i live in a tower block in the coorse part of town?) He was sleeping the last time i looked.